Why do we fall for assholes?
Mar 13
It's all about math, and the probabilities!
1) The thing is that in less than 1 month men just keep proving me that they are in a large scale such big assholes...
I went out with some friends, we bump into another friend and her "boyfriend", a really good looking guy, but not AWESOME... He spent more time hitting on me and one of my friends than actually "being with his girlfriend" that was pretty reachable in the same square meter, he was just the "start" of my thoughts... if I was Tonny Montana I would have to ask: am I right or am I right???? Asshole! A really good look one, but still an asshole.
2) I was in a karaoke bar with some girls (yeah, we always go out on "packs", besides, what's the fun in not having nobody to mock you!??)
This man approached one of my friends, I thought that she was alright, but when she looked desperately to me, I went to her rescue, and we switch tables with a bunch of nice people. The guy was "stalking her" and even when he was really far, he was always trying to get her attention, when we were almost leaving, he came to offer to buy drinks, we "smart girls" are used to look the left hand first and what did we spot?A shinny gold ring! I think that he noticed cause suddenly the place was too cold, and he "hid" the left hand on his pant's pocket. We asked if he was alone and he answered "I'm with my friend, he's getting in trouble right there" we asked (how naive...) 'Why? is he married???" Guess the answer?"Yes. Me too". Well we kept a "friendly-get-lost" conversation, payed and went back home... This was a funny kind one: Coward, but still big asshole...
3) This one is to die!(This phrase might not make sense to Americans, since is brazilianish) Ever stop to think about why men think that we are stupid? Or they just count on our "ingenuity"? Or they think that we "love so much" that we are "blindfolded by ours feelings"???
This couple that I know, have been together for 9 years, 8 plus 1 of marriage, they have a baby also, which the father says is his LIFE.
On a beautiful sunny Saturday he asked his wife: "can you stay with the baby by yourself cause I have "somethings" to do?" She said of course. When he was leaving, she ran to give him his phone (sweet), and in that moment he receive a text message! From a GIRL, asking what time the movie will start! After reading, she toss the phone on him, there was a huge argument, she sent him away, he cried and said: You don't understand / accept my friendship with (blank)...
HELLOOO????? If was a friendly movie afternoon, why did you LIE, asshole!!!?????
So my point is... DO THE MATH!
1 month has like 30 days, in less than 30 days, 3 men proved themselves assholes to me...(Thanks God, I'm not going out how I used to go when in the College)Here's 2 hints:
1) Let's say that in a "regular month" you meet/had been/went out with 4 guys, observe this... He is either "good looking", "coward", "a liar" and even if he's none of those, most of all, he is an asshole...
2) If for you, 1 of them doesn't act like an asshole, you are probably falling for him!
Yeah girls now you can hate me, and call me whatever you want! At least I practice my writing
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